1 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,545 - Hey, Mom, when Dad's not here didn't he 2 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:17,583 say I'm the man of the house? - He certainly did, and I agree. 3 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:18,450 - Swell. 4 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,319 Then I think the man of the house 5 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,488 won't have liver for lunch today. 6 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:24,590 I think he'll have a peanut butter 7 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:27,627 sandwich and a glass of root beer. 8 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:55,588 {\an8}[music playing] 9 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:08,567 - Hello, Mr. Wilson! 10 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,069 - Oh, hello Dennis. 11 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,804 - What are you doing, Mr. Wilson? 12 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,405 Watering? 13 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,508 - I can't talk to you now Dennis, I'm trying to get through here. 14 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:20,879 - I'll help you get through so you can talk to me, OK? 15 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,415 - I was afraid of that. 16 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,886 - You'd get your watering done a lot faster 17 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,356 if you'd use a hose, Mr. Wilson. 18 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,958 - I'm not watering, Dennis, I'm spraying. 19 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,293 - I know it. 20 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,662 But you ought to use the hose so you can squirt. 21 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,898 - I don't want the squirt, I'm using an insecticide. 22 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:42,101 - Oh, I didn't know that. 23 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,535 - Well now you know. 24 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,872 - What's an insexicide, Mr. Wilson? 25 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,707 - It's to get rid of pests. 26 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:50,909 - What's a pest? 27 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,478 - It's a little six-legged creatures 28 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,314 that-- come to think of it, sometimes 29 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:59,218 they only have two legs. 30 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,620 - Morning Wilson, Dennis. 31 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:02,956 - Oh, hi [inaudible]. 32 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:10,062 - Hi! 33 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,631 I've never seen those kids before. 34 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,400 - Neither have I. 35 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:18,937 - Bang, bang, bang, bang. - Kapow! 36 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,372 Kapow! 37 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:25,678 Wouldn't it be nice if they moved next door to you? 38 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:29,381 Gee, I haven't seen you since you used to live here, 39 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,215 Mr. Burnley? 40 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:32,651 - Oh, you remember me, do you? 41 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,919 - Sure I do. 42 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,287 I remember you from when Mrs. Burnley 43 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,089 used to hang out the wash. 44 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,658 She made you wear that long, funny underwear 45 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,593 with the door in it. 46 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,463 - They don't miss much, do they? 47 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:47,132 - Mr. Wilson bought a bunch of new underwear, 48 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,134 didn't you Mr. Wilson? 49 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,169 - All right, Dennis. 50 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,870 - And Mrs. Wilson bought a new-- 51 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,372 - That's enough, Dennis. 52 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,506 - OK. 53 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,542 But I found an old one in the trash can. 54 00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:02,181 And me and Tommy can both get in it at the same time. 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,284 - I've asked you to stay out of our trash can, Dennis. 56 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,287 - Oh, the curiosity of the young. 57 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,156 It can drive an adult out of his mind. 58 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,792 - Sometimes when I get to feeling sorry for myself, 59 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:15,127 I just think of his mother. 60 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,964 She deserves flowers every day in the week. 61 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:20,065 - She sure does, boy. 62 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,634 - Oh, did you sell the house yet? - Nope. 63 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,104 The folks that just drove away love it. 64 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,739 - The ones with the kids? 65 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:27,974 - That's right. 66 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,742 But they say they can't afford it. 67 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,611 - Oh, well that's too bad. 68 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,681 Well, I guess you'll have to go back to renting it. 69 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,082 - No, no. 70 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,651 I may have to come down on my price a little. 71 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,989 Look, if you can drum up a buyer for me, 72 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,992 I'd gladly give you the 5% commission. 73 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:47,860 - Well, I haven't had much experience 74 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,194 selling real estate, but. 75 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,998 If I drum up somebody that'll buy your house, 76 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:53,766 will you give me the $0.05? 77 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,933 - Gladly, Dennis. 78 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,135 Gladly. 79 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,737 - I'll help you all I can Mr. Burnley. 80 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,105 - Well thank you, Dennis. 81 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,174 - And I'll see you later, Wilson. 82 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:05,044 Oh, if you drum up a prospect to look at it, 83 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,679 you know where the keys are. 84 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,746 - Right, very nice. 85 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,416 - Bye Mr. Burnley. - Goodbye. 86 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,056 - Are we going to finish up our spraying, Mr. Wilson? 87 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,091 - We're all finished, thank you. 88 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,392 I'm going in the house. 89 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,861 - What are we going to do in the house? 90 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,463 - Not we, me. 91 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,465 I'm going in where I can get some peace and quiet. 92 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,634 Now why don't you go home and talk to your mother? 93 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:29,935 - OK. 94 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,771 Did you mean what you said about her deserving flowers 95 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,873 every day in the week? 96 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:38,143 - I most certainly did. 97 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,980 - There goes a swell guy, Fremont. 98 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,149 My mom just loves flowers. 99 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,162 I'm home. 100 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:58,731 - Yes, Dennis. 101 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,066 How many times have I told you about slamming that door? 102 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,470 - Did I slam it? 103 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,904 Excuse me, Mom. 104 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:09,408 I guess I was in such a hurry to bring you these flowers, 105 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,844 that I forgot. 106 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:17,282 - Oh, Dennis, that was very sweet. 107 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,752 - You didn't get these from Mr. Wilson's yard? 108 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,054 - Sure, it was his idea. 109 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,622 - Are you sure? 110 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,057 - Yes. 111 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,260 He said you should have them every day in the week. 112 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,162 - I'll have to check into this. 113 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,265 Say, have you seen my drum any place? 114 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,367 - Yes, it's up in your bedroom closet, why? 115 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,670 - I gotta drum up a customer. 116 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,639 I gotta sell a house. 117 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,258 - Hello? 118 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,759 - Hello, Mr. Wilson? 119 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,361 This Is Alice Mitchell. 120 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,731 Dennis tells me you've given him to pick some of your flowers. 121 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,399 - I certainly did not. 122 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,034 I'm developing the Wilson Zinnia, 123 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,037 and I want those flowers to go to seed. 124 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,772 Oh, you should see them. 125 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,407 They're just beautiful. 126 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,777 - I'm looking at them this very minute, Mr. Wilson. 127 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:22,047 Oh, Mrs. Mitchell, how could you possibly see them 128 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:28,087 from-- he picked five. 129 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,055 - I'm so sorry, Mr. Wilson. 130 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,357 And Dennis is going to be punished 131 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,959 for telling me a falsehood. 132 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,227 - Oh, he didn't lie. 133 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,429 He just misunderstood. 134 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,465 You see, I told him you deserve the flowers, 135 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:42,801 and I guess he just thought he could pick them. 136 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,870 - Well, I'll see to it that he never 137 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,205 touches your flowers again. 138 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,574 Even if I have to remind him several times a day, 139 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,442 it's the least I can do. 140 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,077 Will we be seeing you this evening 141 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,246 at the McClure's surprise anniversary party? 142 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,715 - We were not invited. 143 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,951 Oh, not that I care. 144 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,386 I know what happened. 145 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,421 Ted Melton organized the party. 146 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,289 And he's never gotten over my dog 147 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,191 beating his at the dog show. 148 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,027 - Oh, that's too bad. 149 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,195 - Oh, fiddle faddle, it doesn't bother me. 150 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,031 Ted Melton's just showing himself 151 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:15,200 for the petty, small-minded person that he is. 152 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:16,835 But it'll be a cold day in Hawaii 153 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:19,038 before he's invited to my house again. 154 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,240 - We'll miss you, Mr. Wilson. 155 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,208 And I'm going to talk to Dennis about taking 156 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,178 our flowers right away. Goodbye. 157 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,417 Dennis, I want to talk to you. 158 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,520 - Martha, he just drives me crazy. 159 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,321 - Well, after all, you gave him the idea 160 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,957 about picking the flowers. 161 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,224 Don't be so grumpy. 162 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,359 Oh, 163 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,227 - Oh, it isn't that I want to be, Martha. 164 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:47,566 Honestly, I always thought when I reached my age, 165 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:50,302 I'd enjoy the sight of children playing, 166 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,604 sound of innocent laughter. 167 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:55,074 And answering their little questions. 168 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,608 I always thought they'd come to me 169 00:07:56,609 --> 00:08:00,379 with their broken toys, and their problems. 170 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,515 I saw myself drying their tears, telling them 171 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:06,085 stories to make them laugh again. 172 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,020 - Well, George? 173 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,557 - And then Dennis shows up, ever since I've 174 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,392 been a nervous wreck. 175 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,861 - You often let little things annoy you. 176 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,931 Now you stretch out and have a nice nap. 177 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,832 I'm doing over to Helen Scott's. 178 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,200 - Oh, I remember her . 179 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,801 What are you going to see her about? 180 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,471 - She's going apartment hunting and she wants me along 181 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,305 for company. 182 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,139 - Oh. 183 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,141 Well say hello to Scott for me. 184 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,710 Have a good time Martha. 185 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:35,447 Oh boy, feels good. 186 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,815 [drum beating] 187 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,118 - What's that? 188 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,420 - House for sale. 189 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,591 - I don't believe it. 190 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,527 - House for sale. 191 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,099 - I believe it. 192 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,068 - House for sale. 193 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,569 - Dennis! 194 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:00,205 - Hi, Mr. Wilson! 195 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,008 Will you please stop pounding that drum? 196 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,277 - Is something the matter, Mr. Wilson? 197 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:09,848 - Yes, there's something the matter, come here. 198 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:13,819 - George, for heaven's sakes , stop shouting at the boy. 199 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,788 had to shout to be heard. 200 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,122 Say, I have an idea. 201 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,191 Maybe I could talk him into cutting his drum 202 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,293 to see what makes the noise. 203 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,930 - Wilson, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 204 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,865 - Oh, I was only fooling. 205 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,467 - No you weren't. 206 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:32,037 - You want to talk to me, Mr. Wilson? 207 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,673 - Yes I do Dennis. 208 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,510 Don't step in the flowers. 209 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:42,548 that was close, wasn't it Mr. Wilson? 210 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:46,151 - Dennis, I'd like to buy your drum. 211 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,520 - I'll give be $0.50 for it. 212 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:52,324 - Well, my Grandpa gave it to me, so I can't sell it. 213 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:56,729 Why don't you as Mrs. Wilson to buy you one of your own? 214 00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,065 Dennis, what I'm trying to get you to do is stop beating it, 215 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,935 I'm resting. 216 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,836 - Oh. 217 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,571 Excuse me Mr. Wilson. 218 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,940 Will you let me know you're through so I 219 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,342 can back to selling the house again? 220 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,513 Mr. Burnley needs that money pretty bad. 221 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,854 Hey, Mr. Wilson, Mr. Wilson! 222 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,124 - What? 223 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,192 I was just thinking, wouldn't it be 224 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,695 swell if somebody moved in that had kids 225 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:30,864 for you and me to play with? 226 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:44,610 - Boy, that window sure breaks easy, doesn't it, Mr. Wilson? 227 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,347 Remember when my baseball went through it? 228 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,685 - Now see what you've done. 229 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,754 Oh, never mind that. 230 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,289 Say, Martha? 231 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,059 You say the Scott's are looking for a new apartment, huh? 232 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,094 - That's right. 233 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,829 - He's quite well off, isn't he? 234 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,497 - Yes, but why do you ask? 235 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,733 - Do they have any little children? 236 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,134 - No, they're our age. 237 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,703 - Any grandchildren? 238 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,570 - No. 239 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,238 They're childless. 240 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,941 - They sound wonderful. 241 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,343 Wait till I change my clothes! 242 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,944 - Well what's this all about, here are you going? 243 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,346 - With you. 244 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,515 I'm going to talk to Scott's into buying a house. 245 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:32,691 - Hi, honey. 246 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,993 - Oh hello, dear. 247 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,094 - Hi dad. 248 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,095 - Hi, Son. 249 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,363 What have you been up to today? 250 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,698 - Well, I was drumming up customers 251 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:44,670 for Mr. Burnley's house, till Mr. Wilson had to take his nap. 252 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,238 - And I do mean with a drum. 253 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,841 - Well, I think in the interest of the good-neighbor policy, 254 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,109 we better put a stop to that. 255 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,379 You're no Gene Krupa, you know. 256 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,649 - So, you didn't think I could do it, aye Martha? 257 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:01,453 Well you'll just have to learn to have more faith in me. 258 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,422 - Just because the Scott's have agreed to come and look 259 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,959 at the Burnley house, doesn't mean they're going to buy it. 260 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,426 - You know, there was a reason why 261 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,129 I sold more women's wear than anyone else in this state, 262 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,931 and that reason what salesmanship. 263 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:13,766 - Yes, dear. 264 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,100 - Don't you worry. 265 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,836 When the Scott's hear my pitch, they'll buy. 266 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:21,441 [doorbell rings] - There they are now. 267 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,352 - Hi, Mr. Wilson! 268 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,822 - Dennis, what are you doing here? 269 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,158 - My dad sent me over to apologize 270 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,192 for all that drumming. 271 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,628 I'm no Gene Krupa, you know. 272 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:46,532 - Oh, do I know. 273 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,101 - If I can't use my drum, I don't know 274 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,005 how I'm going to sell Mr. Burnley's house for him. 275 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,639 - You can just forget about that, Dennis. 276 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,374 It's all been taken care of. 277 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,976 - Did somebody hear my drum? 278 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,578 - Everybody heard your drum. 279 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,881 But Mrs. Wilson found someone who's interested in the house. 280 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:03,950 - Really? 281 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,784 - Yes. 282 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,755 Dennis, what are you going to be doing this afternoon? 283 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,957 - I don't know. 284 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,758 Is there some game you want to play? 285 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,326 - No. 286 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:18,697 Here's $0.50, why don't you go to the movie at the arcade? 287 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,466 - Gee, thanks Mr. Wilson! 288 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,668 I'll go ask my mom. 289 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,404 - Yes, you do that, and sit through the picture twice. 290 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,806 - I always do. 291 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,511 I tell you, Martha that movie was a good idea. 292 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,146 If there's one thing that might wreck 293 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,215 my pitch to the Scott's, it's Dennis. 294 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,617 Now we're rid of him for at least 3 hours. 295 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,221 [doorbell rings] 296 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,092 - I guess I won't go Mr. Wilson. 297 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,394 - Well why not? 298 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,530 - Because I just remembered, when Tommy gets back 299 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,900 from the dentist, he won't have anybody to play with. 300 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,537 - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 301 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,541 - What are you counting, Mr. Wilson? 302 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,444 - Here's enough money so Tommy can go, too. 303 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,646 - Oh, was that what you were counting? 304 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,548 Thanks Mr. Wilson. 305 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:15,187 Bye. 306 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,456 - Well, that ends that. 307 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,490 Heh. 308 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,059 The next time that doorbell rings, 309 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,494 it'll be our future neighbors. 310 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,333 - Hi, Mr. Farris. 311 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,102 Come to fix Mr. Wilson's window again? 312 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,104 - I sure am, Dennis, how did you do it this time? 313 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,074 It wasn't me, It was good ole Mr. Wilson. 314 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,276 Me and him were right in the middle 315 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,512 of talking when he felt this draft, and slammed them. 316 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,348 - Well I'll go on and get to work on it. 317 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,451 - I'd help you, but I gotta go home and get permission 318 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,453 about a movie. 319 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,225 Ah hah. 320 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,268 - Well, Mr. Scott-- oh. 321 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,070 Oh, it's you Mr. Farris. 322 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,405 I thought you'd send one of your workmen, 323 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,307 I didn't want you to have to come over. 324 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,908 - Well, it's Saturday afternoon, you know? 325 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,610 My boys had the day off. 326 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,813 I understand you're to be blamed for this one, Mr. Wilson. 327 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,849 - Now that's something I'll argue all 328 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,784 the way to the Supreme Court. 329 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:25,791 Hey, Mom, is it OK if me and Tommy go to the-- boy, 330 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,560 do I want a piece of that cake. 331 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,628 - I'm sorry, Dennis. 332 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,263 This cake isn't for us. 333 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,067 - We're baking a cake in our very own kitchen for somebody else? 334 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:35,934 - That's right. 335 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,870 It's for the McClure's. 336 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,205 Boy, that looks like good cake. 337 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,675 How come we're giving it to the McClure's? 338 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,777 - Because tonight's their anniversary, and a lot of us 339 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,780 are going to get together, and give them a surprise party. 340 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,581 - Say, that sounds like fun. 341 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,450 I'll bring my bugle. 342 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,387 - Oh, I'm sorry Dennis, this is a grown up party. 343 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,490 - Well if everybody's going to a party except me, 344 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:02,861 and eat cake except me, can me and Tommy go to the movie 345 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:03,762 this afternoon? 346 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,130 - I suppose so. 347 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,799 Run on up and get my purse. 348 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,067 I don't need your purse. 349 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:12,204 Good ole Mr. Wilson is treating us. 350 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,240 - Well isn't that nice of him. 351 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,575 I hope you remembered to thank him. 352 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:20,045 - Sure I did, I thanked him right in the door. 353 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,081 Now I've got to go see if Tommy can go. 354 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,148 So long, Mom. 355 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,850 - Good bye, Dennis. 356 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,051 - Don't worry, Mom. 357 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,188 I'll have Tommy thank him too. 358 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,762 - Well, Mr. And Mrs. Scott. 359 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,465 I hope you didn't have any trouble finding the place. 360 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,232 - Oh, no. 361 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,166 I hope we're not too late. 362 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,203 - No, no not at all. 363 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,138 Martha, it's the Scotts. 364 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,273 The great Scotts. 365 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:53,246 Eh, oh well, I-- I've had my little joke. 366 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:56,849 Tommy! 367 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,817 Hey, Tommy! Everybody! 368 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:03,455 - Hi. 369 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,156 - Hi, Tommy. 370 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,657 Hi, Mrs. Anderson. 371 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,825 Hi, Dennis. 372 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,694 Guess what good ole Mr. Wilson did? 373 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,398 He gave money for me and Tommy to go to the movies. 374 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,732 - Oh, boy. 375 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,267 - Oh, I'm sorry Dennis. 376 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,870 I know it's Saturday, but Tommy went to the movies with us 377 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,204 just last night. 378 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,906 I think that's enough movies for this weekend. 379 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,776 - How about if we only sit through it once? 380 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,911 - I'm sorry, no. 381 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,846 - Well we gotta do something, we've 382 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,348 got all this money to spend. 383 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,151 - I'm sure you'll think of something. 384 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,054 How about me buying a bunch of stuff to eat 385 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,956 and giving Tommy a surprise party? 386 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,490 - That's a swell idea. 387 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,124 - Oh, no. 388 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,459 Not in this house. 389 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,162 I'm still finding traces of his birthday party. 390 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,498 - Say, that reminds me. 391 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,268 It's probably not good anymore, but I 392 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:53,572 hid a piece of birthday cake in your piano. 393 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,507 - Oh my goodness. 394 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,343 - Come on, Tommy. 395 00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,012 Let's see if we can give Freddy a surprise party. 396 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,013 Come on! 397 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:06,185 - OK. 398 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,021 - Boy, I sure don't understand why 399 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,357 the mothers in this neighborhood don't 400 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,293 want us to come in and give a surprise party. 401 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,663 - We've gotta find some place to have it. 402 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,832 How about Eric Mandle's house? 403 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,033 - Yeah! 404 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,802 I had fun the last time I was there. 405 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,437 Me, and Bob, and Phil, and George 406 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,774 went roller skating in their bath tub. 407 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,509 Was Mrs. Mandle mad? 408 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,744 - Heck no. 409 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:35,047 She just came upstairs to see what the noise was. 410 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,950 - What'd she say? 411 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,784 - She didn't say anything. 412 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,185 She just started to laugh. 413 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:44,356 I never heard anybody laugh so hard in my life. 414 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:49,061 Finally, Mr. Mandle had to call the doctor. 415 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,896 - We don't want to take up your afternoon. 416 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,664 Should we take a look at the house? 417 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,700 - Oh, don't worry about the time. 418 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,602 The matinee is just starting. 419 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,303 - Matinee? 420 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,271 - Oh. 421 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,507 Well, that's an expression I use. 422 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,476 It-- it means there's lots of time. 423 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,581 Well, shall we take a look at it? 424 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,382 - Why not? 425 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,517 - Yes. 426 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,551 - I'll make some coffee while you're gone. 427 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,752 - Oh, fine. 428 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,054 Maybe we'll be having a little party 429 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:16,489 to welcome our new neighbors. 430 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,697 Come on in, you guys. 431 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:27,266 - No, Dennis, I'm washing the floor. 432 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,067 - OK. 433 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,569 Mom says to wait out there. 434 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,570 Hey mom-- 435 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,339 - Dennis! 436 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,175 - How'd you like all of us to come in the front door 437 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,444 and give you something? 438 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,647 - Dennis Mitchell, have you been in Mr. Wilson's flowers again? 439 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,550 Heck no, Mom. - Oh. 440 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,884 Well see that you don't. 441 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,220 Mr. Wilson is very unhappy today. 442 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:51,590 - Just on account of those flowers I picked? 443 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,825 - Well, not only that. 444 00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,093 He's also unhappy because he wasn't 445 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:56,562 invited to the McClure's surprise party. 446 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,297 - Really? 447 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,600 Boy, am I glad I came in to see you. 448 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,169 See you later, Mom. 449 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,609 - Well, how did you like it? 450 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,846 - I think it's a wonderful house. Don't you, Andrew? 451 00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,047 - Well, that depends. 452 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,082 How much is he asking for the house? 453 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:21,887 - $20,000, but I'll bet he'll come down to $19.5. 454 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:26,492 - Giving a surprise party to Mr. Wilson was a swell idea. 455 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,693 - Yeah. 456 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,194 I wish I'd have thought of it before the ice 457 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,829 cream got so soft. 458 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,700 I did good ole Mr. Wilson likes his ice cream crisp. 459 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,101 - Well, come on, let's go. 460 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,303 - First maybe I'd better make sure we're welcome. 461 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,574 You kids wait here, and if it's OK I'll yell at ya. 462 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,179 - There's a lot of storage room in the attic, too. 463 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,781 I always liked that. 464 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,516 - It gives her a place to keep her dress maker's form that she 465 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:54,219 got the first year we were married. 466 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,456 Tell me, are the taxes high in this area? 467 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,557 - Oh, no. 468 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,658 They're very low. 469 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,494 That's why I moved here when I retired, 470 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:06,165 when the streets and sewers are all in. 471 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,866 - Hey, that's an advantage of moving 472 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,301 into an area that's already built up. 473 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,537 You miss all the special assistance. 474 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,806 - And I certainly like the neighborhood. 475 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,240 It's so quiet. 476 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,643 - Quiet's very important to Mr. Scott. 477 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,145 - Hi, Mrs. Wilson. 478 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,216 Can I talk to you for a minute, please Mr. Wilson? 479 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,085 - What a cute little boy. 480 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,252 - Cute and quiet. 481 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:30,122 - This is Mr. and Mrs. Scott, Dennis. 482 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,291 - How do you do, Mr. and Mrs. Scott? 483 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,094 - My, doesn't he have nice manners? 484 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,628 - Usually I shake hands, but they're 485 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,131 a little bit full of chocolate ice cream. 486 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:42,568 - Oh, well Dennis, you come and sit with me 487 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,502 and be nice and quiet. 488 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,703 Oh! 489 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,872 - Did I put my knee in your stomach, Mr. Wilson? 490 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:47,773 - Yes, you did. 491 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,342 Yes, but it's all right. 492 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:54,014 He's a nice, quiet little boy. 493 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,314 - Am I welcome? 494 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,983 - Oh, yes Dennis, you're welcome. 495 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,853 - Excuse me for a minute, please. 496 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,425 - I'm welcome! 497 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,530 - What was that all about, Dennis? 498 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,800 - You'll see. - Oomph. 499 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,735 - Did I do it again, Mr. Wilson? 500 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,772 - Uh, yes you did Dennis. 501 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:22,808 Eh, why did you call out the window? 502 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:42,961 - Surprise! 503 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,296 - Thank you. 504 00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:46,732 - Oh, I'm just awfully sorry about that ice 505 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,400 cream in your hat, Mr. Scott. 506 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,601 - Oh, forget it. 507 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,170 - There's still a little in your hair, dear. 508 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,471 - Thank you, dear. 509 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,873 - Well eh, now about the house, should I 510 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,177 have Mr. Burnley get in touch with you? 511 00:22:58,178 --> 00:22:59,745 - I don't think so, Mr. Wilson. 512 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:00,846 - It's a lovely house, but-- 513 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,147 - We don't think so. 514 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:05,584 - But if you like it, why-- why not? 515 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,220 - As you know, Mr. Wilson, we like a lot of quiet. 516 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,888 - And while it's a great tribute to you the way 517 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,058 these youngsters love you-- uh, giving you this surprise party 518 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:16,261 and all-- I don't think that we are quite up to all 519 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,263 their youthful energy and excitement. 520 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,065 - But thanks for showing us through. 521 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:20,733 Good bye. 522 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,701 - Good bye. 523 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,416 - Hey, Mr. Wilson? 524 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,484 Guess what? 525 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:42,721 I sold Mr. Burnley's house for him. 526 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,089 - What's that? 527 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,592 - The man that owns the window fixing company. 528 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,394 - Mr. Farris? Sure. 529 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:52,431 After he was here yesterday, he went right to Mr. Burnley 530 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,399 and bought it. 531 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,900 - Are you sure? 532 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,435 Here's the $0.05 commission. 533 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:59,371 You wanna go share a soda with me? 534 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:01,707 - No thank you. 535 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,375 I wonder if he has any kids? 536 00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:07,479 I asked him and he said three and one on the way. 537 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,647 - Oh, no. 538 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:14,053 And the one on the way is gonna be two of them. 539 00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:16,522 - I'm surrounded. 540 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:21,193 - I'm sure glad he's going to be living next door to you. 541 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:25,631 'Cause you like kids and we like you. 542 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:29,301 - Oh! 543 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:33,306 Hey, Mr. Wilson, you broke your rake. 544 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,677 Why'd you break your rake, Mr. Wilson? 545 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:41,080 Was it too long, Mr. Wilson? 546 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,082 Huh, Mr. Wilson? 547 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:45,617 You know what Mr. Wilson? 548 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,454 You look funny. - Oh! 549 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:02,836 [music playing]